A complex integrated circuit was found inside a meteor that crashed in San Antonio, TX this week.
Bill Widmanstätten of NASA downplayed the discovery, explaining, “It’s probably nothing, just like a computer game or some shit.” Widespread disappointment with our first indisputable contact with alien civilization increased as electricity was run through the circuitry. “All it does is make a beeping sound, a bunch of stupid prime numbers in bursts representing 1s and 0s” continued Widmanstätten. Due to the underwhelming nature of the “message” if can even be called a message, NASA has elected not to waste resources to translate the dull binary code.
They have however made it public for amateurs to analyze: