January 2010
I
haven’t felt this lost in a long time.
one of the most awkward i've seen.
fmylife:
Today, I found out my little sister was a stripper. At the same time, she found out that when I said I was having a “quiet birthday with some friends,” what I really meant was “hiring a stripper to jump out of a cake.” FML
WHY
do the saddest songs keep coming onto my itunes shuffle?
It’s bad enough I gotta leave all of these awesome people and go back to college. Since when has college done anyone any good anyways? I’m already excited for the next time I can come back and hang out with all of you awesome people.
I’ll quit college and become an accordion street performer. Or travel the world with...
Forgetting
that you set up a mousetrap on your desk hurts.
Lots.
